It’s good old Step 2 of the caption contest. Pick your favorite!
Here’s the picture:
And here are your contestants:
1. Alex - “Oh my god it’s full of stars!”
2. John - “Donut! So…close!”
3. Frobozz - “Uh, coach? I have to pee…nevermind.”
4. Schnitzelboi - “Dave Johnson, the first and only casualty of the highly contested and now banned sport of individual synchronized swimming, reaches for the skies, and in his last moments of vitality, mistakes the Olympic rings for the light at the end of the tunnel.”
5. Schnitzelboi - “HALP”
6. ardie - “DAA-DUM! (Jaw’s theme)”
7. Sheldon - ” ‘Double Vision?’ The picture shown is frame number 8, in the filmstrip at the bottom!”
8. Virginia - “High five! Who’s Gay?”
9. CheeseDuck - “Noooo! Come back! I swear I’ll change!”
10. NC - “Swimming For Dummies Tip Number 38# : Don’t mistake Olympic Games Logo for life float in times of distress…”
11. Bunk Strutts - “I CN HAZ POTTY BRAK PLS?”
12. SOMEONETHATKILLS - “Pick Me!”
Is that a threat for votes, or a username, sir?
13. Pancake - “Winning gold in the hologram catching event is no easy task.”
14. Biz - “Even the Nazi’s can put aside their differences during the Olympics.”
Vote for your favorite by posting its number in the comments below! Happy voting!
I know that anything you read here has been taking away from your valuable Olympics-watching time, so here’s a caption contest in the spirit of the summer games!
Caption this:
I’m looking forward to what you guys think of this one.
One thing not mentioned in the SNTC guide to summer was movies. Summer is one of the best times of year to go and waste the precious sunshine and sit in a dark crowded room in front of a giant projector and watch the latest Hollywood sequel!
But hey, let’s not be too harsh on sequels this year. The Dark Knight. Have you guys seen it yet? Holy cow. It’s pretty intense.
So intense, in fact, that nothing made me happier than this parody…
Well, the final chapter of SayNoToCrack’s Guide to enjoying Summer is here!
Chapter Last: Activities!
Did you know that there are lots of Activities to take part in during the summer? There are! And with summer rapidly passing by, you’d better get right on it! Aside from picking the berries, eating the food, and admiring the wildlife of summer, here are a few more activities that the summer can offer…
Fairs and Carnivals
Fairs and carnivals! These celebrations take place during the summer and offer a variety of activities. Risk your life on rickety roller-coasters that have traveled from fair to fair across the state for over twenty years! Try to win oversized stuffed animals in rigged games from shady dealers! Watch various vehicles smash into each other - a lot! Listen to mediocre local talents compete for prizes! Enter a contest! Go hog wild!
Play with Water!
You can go swimming in the summer! You can fire water guns or throw water balloons! You can run fast and jump down too hard on a slip-n’-slide and hurt yourself on all the rocks you forgot to make sure weren’t there when you laid it down! Get wet! Woohoo!
Star Gazing!
Try this! Lay on a blanket outside at night and look up! Those sure are stars, aren’t they? Fantastic!
Get Eaten!
Did you know that all the bugs that want to eat you most of all come out almost exclusively in the summer? Sweet deal! Go outside and see for yourself! And just wait - some bugs don’t want to eat you at all, they just want to dive on your face! Moths, mayflies, dragonflies, golly-whoppers (or skeeter-eaters, if you swing that way), and bees all love to get caught in your hair! It’s true! And ants, centipedes, and ladybugs simply cannot wait to get all over the snacks you love. Party!
Be way too Dang Hot.
Sweet lord. It’s over 88 degrees Fahrenheit out there. If you jump gently, you can feel yourself become suspended in the gelatin-thick humidity of the air. Sweat and sun. Did you know that your A/C is 100% more likely to break during the summer than any other time?
Can you combat it with lemonade? Water? Sleep? Maybe. But no matter what activity you choose to engage in this summer, you will also be way too dang hot. Hooray for multitasking!
Well, after a brief break, we’re ready to resume our guide to Summer fun! Today’s chapter…
Chapter 4 - Food!
There are so many wonderful summer foods to try! Eat up!
Plants!
Now is the time to enjoy fruits and vegetables, because they’re growing like crazy! They’re green and leafy and healthy, and they…oh forget it, let’s skip ahead!
Fried Everything! Who cares what it is? It’s fried!
More like it! Summer is the time for killing your heart! People fry everything in the summer, and all the best summer foods are fried. Funnel cakes, corn dogs, onion rings, hush-puppies, fried fish, french fries, these are staples. But wait, there’s more! Fried cheesecake, fried oreos, fried snickers! Fried pickles, fried zuccini, fried chicken! And what to wash it down with? Fried cola!
Hear that gentle sobbing? That’s your arteries. Yippee!
Ice Cream!
The ultimate summer food. It is cold, it is sweet and sticky, it comes in far more flavors than 32, it is perfect. It can even be fried!
What are you waiting for? Fry yourself a big slice of summer today!
So! My computer has magically transformed into an expensive brick. I’m on a computer that doesn’t belong to me right now, so I’m afraid the last chapters of SNTC’s guide to summer are on a temporary break as I’ve no time to assemble them.
Instead, I’ll be picking on random YouTube musicians and spotlighting them, for your viewing pleasure. No, this is not becoming a video blog after all. I just need to find myself an internet to call my own.
Somewhere…
Anyhow, spotlighted YouTube musician #1 - Dustin plays drums (I think he’s getting better)
SNTC is back again with it’s special Guide to Summer…
Animals!
There are all kinds of animals around in the summer! They walk, they crawl, they fly! Here are only a very few creatures you might come across in your summer adventures…
Hi there! I’m a raccoon. I eat everything. I like to tip over your garbage cans at night and eat your pets’ food. I look adorable to you until you realize I just completely ruined your garden and injured your cat. I wash my hands before I eat, but I’ll always leave tiny little handprints all over whatever means most to you. Sweet!
Birds!
Oh no they are coming
Sure there are birds in winter, but those birds are LAME. Summer birds have all the fun, from the red-wing blackbirds to swoop at your head to the bluejay that sounds like it’s angry and has a sore throat all the time to the robins that are actually pretty chill most of the time. Now the land is flooded with birds, singing in the morning, pooping on your car, and fighting with each other for your birdseed. Woohoo! You can go birdwatching now, in the summer. You can learn all the different songs of all the different birds and then lie awake at night, unable to stop yourself from picking out the songs, unable to stop yourself from naming them all, unable to stop hearing, and the clock ticks on and on, and on. Radical!
Squirrels
Hey! We’re squirrels. Some kinds of squirrels hibernate all winter, but regardless of whether we’re around all year, the summer is when we get to really party. Remember the potted plants you took such agonizing care of all through the cold months to display on your porch? It’s gonna be kicking rad when we tear them to bits looking for acorns we couldn’t possibly have buried there. We’re cute and twitchy and we have big fluffy tails! All right!
Skunks
Hello world! The skunks have awakened and are out and about in the summer. Don’t worry if you never see a skunk in the wild this summer, or any summer. It’s a well-documented fact that skunks only exist to die, unwitnessed, by the roadside and smell terrible for months afterward, even after the animal itself is missing. Fist pump!
There are so many animals in the summer, they’re impossible to name in just one post! Go crazy looking for more animals! Summer is ripe with creatures for your eyes to pluck from the green scenery! I have no idea what I’m saying!
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